This is so funny!
Loki: Is that...?
Steve: You said you liked them.
Tony: He also likes planets, are you going to go out and buy him one of those?
Clint: Planets don't scratch the furniture, steal food, make annoying noises...
Tony: Or urinate on my important documents.
Steve: I was just trying to...
Tony: Reward him for going two days on Earth without a single murder?
Clint: You owe me a shit-tonne of cats.
Tony: Nobody's getting any cats.
Loki: I want to call him Phil.
Tony: ...
Clint: ...
Steve: Is that a yes?
Tony: Fine. You can keep the damn cat.
Best moments in class.
When a teacher is yelling at a student and the student yells back.
You’re like
When the teacher says “if you finish can listen to your iPod.”
When our teacher moves your crush beside you.
When your teacher lets you eat.
When your classmates start joking each other.
When a hot guy gets switched to your class.
WHEN YOU GET TO GET OUT OF A BORING CLASS BECAUSE OF ASSEMBLY.
